Several cheats
Press ş to open the trick console, then type the following codes:
Osama: All characters controlled by the game become fans
Whatchutalkinbout: All characters controlled by the computer become Gary Coleman
BLOCKMAYS: Body armor
Rockincats: Weapons are transformed into cats
Iamthelaw: Police Uniform
Likeabirdy: flight mode
IFEELFREE: Ghost mode
Walk: Finish flight and ghost modes
Slomo: Slow camera
Slomo 1: Slow camera mode ends
Healthful: Health to the fullest
Pacnheat: Get all destructive weapons
Alamode: God mode
Payload: A lot of ammunition in each weaponwForjesus: a lot of money
Lotsapussy: A lot of cats
Iamsolame: Bumm ammunition, invincibility and all weapons
Ghost: crosses the walls
Headshots: Matas of a single shot
Setday: The day becomes Monday
Postcard Steam Achievements 2
| R. Kelly’s protects | PISSED IN SUBONE’S FACE UNTIL they puked from it. |
| Friend of Dorothy | Successfully Hid from the Police at Max Wted Level. |
| Well, Aren’s a Badss | KICKED OPEN TO DOOR. |
| Here, Wilfred | Gained Your First Dog Helper. |
| Subone’s Got A Case of the Mondays! | Survived Monday. |
| Officer McLovin ‘ | ASKED A POLICE OFFICER TO SIGUE PETITION. |
| Taxidermy with Chuck Testa | Used to “accessorize” your gun. |
| Duck Dynsty | Used Bass sniffer radar. |
| It’s sterile and i like the taste | SUCKED DOWN YOUR OWN PISS. |
| I Don’s Know Whether To Kiss You Or Kill You | PUT OUT SUM. |
| Finkle Is Einhorn! | Gave a Kickoff to a Severed Head. |
| It’s not Cheating, Be’s Your Dog Because | Played “fetch” with your dog… Using A Severed Human Head. |
| Do you even enzyte, bro? | Unzipped Your Pants and Got 3 Women to Laugh at It. |
| C U Next Tuesday | Survived Tuesday. |
| Lieberman is Our Leader! | Killed All of the Video Game Protestors at The RWs Office. |
| It’s ok, we drop greenlit anyway | Killed Subone Who Refused to sign your petition. |
| OMG, We’re Having A Fire…comes out | Roasted 30 People With Fire. |
| And that’s why you never get out of the tree | Killed All of the Book Protets in the Library. |
| OMG, New Modern Family Tonight! | Survived Wednesday. |
| Sheriff Arpaio Would Be Proud. | Killed 30 Or more people of each skin color. |
| It must be Thursday, I Could Never Get The Hang of Thursdays | Survived Thursday. |
| Workin ‘for the weekend | Survived friday. |
| I Swear, I Am Not Marcellus Wallace | Killed 10 Bytanders While Wearing The Gimp Outfit. |
| Hutton Gibson Can’t Deny This! | Killed Over 1,000 People. |
| Free Sure! | Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them. |
| WHERE’S MR. McGibblets? | Gave Krotchy The Bad Touch. |
| Chuck Norris’d! | Killed Subone with to Flying Jump Kick. |
| Gotta Pay The Troll Toll | |
| Screw Bill Lumbergh! | Survived Saturday. |
| Good Morning Vietnam! | Burned 5 People With The Same Can Of Napalm. |
| Paid The Piper | SUCCESSFULY BRIBED YOU WAY OUT OF AN AREST. |
| You are Not Alone | |
| Door mat | Severed All of Hivebody’s Limbs Without Killing Them. |
| I Swear, I Thought it was a home Fill | Exploded to nuclear bomb. |
| Can’t Touch This | Exploded 30 Heads via Sledgehammer to the Face. |
| Rick Grimes 4 Life | Made 30 Zombies Lose Heads. |
| I am legend | Committed Suicide… The Taliban Way. |
| Rebecca Black’s Nightmare | TOTALED 30 CARS. |
| Darth Maul’d! | Slliced 30 People in Half with the Scythe. |
| FAB-U-Lous! | WORE ALL THREE OUTFITS. |
| Thanks for the money! | Finished All Seven Days. |
| Gabagooooool! | GROUND WITH AN OLD FRIEND. |
| Chappelle’s Show | Lured to Police Offer with A Piss-Soaked Donut. |
| Reddit Would Be Proud. | Harded 15 or more cats at a time. |
| Running with Scissors | Ran 30 thousand while holding the scissors. |
| Found ‘Em Faster Than GWB | |
| Rafibom!!! | KICKED 30 PEOPLE IN THE BALLS. |
| ANGER MANAGEMENT WITH ROGER CLEMENS | NAILED A FLEEING BYSTANDER WITH A TOSSED SLEDGEHAMMER. |
| I Should Buy A Boat | Read the Newspaper every day. |
| Shiva Blast | “Lost” Your Sledgehammer to a cow. |
| Holocaust: Part Deux | Gathering with an old enemy. |
| Cesar Millan Is Gay | Mauled 30 People With Your Dog. |
| Hello, Newman | KICKED 30 Dogs. |
| PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL | Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun. |
| I DON’T NEED VIRGINS FOR THIS | Suicide-bombed to Taliban Member. |
| There’s always money in the banana stand | |
| I’M Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today! | |
| Rain on Your Wedding Day | GROUND WITH AN OLD FLAME. |
| Michonne Ain’t Got Nothin ‘On Me | Resurcited Zombie Corpse for Your Own Nefarious Purpose. |
| Fear and Loathing | Smoked Over 10 “Health” Pipes and 10 tens of catnip in one play session. |
| One Time, At Band Camp… | Saved The Marching Band From Explicy Death. |
| Watchu ‘Talkin’ ‘Bout Muhammad | GROUND WITH FORMER CHILD STAR and AN INFAMOUS TERRORIST LEADER. |
| UNCLE T-BAG | EXPERT FROM THE MAXIMUM-SECURITY JAIL CELL. |
| Lord Cornball | ATE 30 Donuts While Wearing The Police Offer’s Uniform. |
| Don’t Taze Me, Bro! | Zapped 20 Innocent Bystanders With The Tazer While Wearing The Police Officer’s Uniform. |
| A-Rod Who? | Whatled a Severed Head 50 Meteers Or More With The Shovel. |
| Screw That Game! | |
| Bioshocked | Spent $ 5,000 on vending machines. |
| John Rambo’d! | |
| Gary vs. To Giant Penis | |
| Ginger Mint | |
| Anustart! | Completed the “postcard 2” game mode with no kills. |
| Better Than Postal III | Rescued Your Loyal Companion. |
| Reddit’s Famous Double Dong | Made 30 Kills While Dual-Wielding. |
| Planet of the Apes: The Musical | Completed The Game (Any Mode) On Hestonworld Difficulty. |
| AP RAPE | |
| Bitches Love Cake | |
| You Snow Nothing John Blow | Peed on all of the snowmen in the nuclear winter zone. |
| 40 Year Old Virgin | Completed The “Postal 2” Game Mode with A Total Play Time of 1:30:00 or Less. (Excludes Cutscenes and Loading Times.) |
| Can You Dig It?! | Completed the “postcard 2” game mode using only the shovel to kill. (Must Kill At Least 30 People.) |
| Sexual hobo | |
| Rich on Reddit | SOLD 30 CATS AT THE CASH 4 CATS VENDORS. |
| Poomasher | |
| Scientology Level: Ot VIII | Completed the “a week in paradise” game mode on postal difficulty. |
| My name is Jesus | Completed Paradise Lost with no Kills. |
| Dick Message | |
| Ode to Eddings | |
| Harder Than R/Gonewild | Completed Paradise Lost On Postal Difficury. |
| ADDERALL4ALL | COMPLETED PARADISE SL S. (Excludes Cutscenes and Loading Times.) |